Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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