I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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