On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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