if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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