I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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