we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
NoShamevember. You game?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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