If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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