no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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