After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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