You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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