Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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