brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news