rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.