I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.