Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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