batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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