He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I currently don't understand fingers.
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