yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
