it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
How does it feel to date your dad?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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