I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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