We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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