Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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