Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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