I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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