Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she peed on how many people?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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