he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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