your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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