There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
home. puking in laundry basket.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
What drink are we having for lunch?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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