I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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