ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Are we in a gay sports bar?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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