This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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