doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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