and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
