What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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