scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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