did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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