i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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