We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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