The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
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I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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