I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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