I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
