Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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