Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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