I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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