I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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