and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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