They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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