I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
wow bdsm is so cute
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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