I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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