he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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