Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize