Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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