i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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