weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
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i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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