i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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