last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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